Hey, Rihanna, you should date me instead.
Hey Rihanna,
My name’s Steve Cronin, I’m a comic living in New York City. I’m not sure if this is true, but I’ve read online that you might be getting back together with Chris Brown. This is going to sound crazy, but… and I’m using bold font so you know it’s important… you should date me instead of getting back together with Chris Brown. But before we date there are a few things you should know about being in the Cron Zone. And please read the whole thing.
